Current Events-Babylonian stock market

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/markets/2014/11/05/stocks-wednesday/18526425/

Wall Street investors are driving major market indexes higher Wednesday -- the Dow hitting a new all-time high -- after the Republican party secured control of the U.S. Senate for the first time in eight years on Tuesday.

This could only mean that the economy has recovered fully and we are back at full-strength. Phew, what a relief.